Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

From now on, I want you to call me "The Rack."

Don't like it? Blame the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator, which you can access here.

The online distraction is inspired by the new MTV reality series, "Jersey Shore." The show is a slightly trashier version of "The Real World." Scary, I know.

I think the nicknames on "Jersey Shore" are absolutely insane, especially "The Situation."

It raises a good question: Is it really a nickname if you make it up for yourself? I'm thinking no.

Share your "Jersey Shore" nickname in the comments section.

For entertainment's sake, I played with the generator again and got "The Back End" as my nickname. Yeah, I think I'll stick with "The Rack."

(via Jezebel)