Romance by the books

"Women do not date men for more than two years."

Does that advice hurt?

Yeah, that's exactly why I generally don't read relationship manuals.

The books seem to only reinforce the social judgment I receive from dating someone for four years without getting engaged.

I also have some serious gripes about "He's Just Not That Into You." But that's another story for another time.

The Huffington Post has a pretty cool gallery of books with the worst dating advice ever. Among the wise authors? JWoww from "Jersey Shore."

What's the worst advice you've received from a dating guide?