we need to talk

Tired of decoding acceptable responses to no-win questions? Check out this Girlspeak to English Dictionary. Here's a sampling:

"I'm not upset" means "Of course I'm upset, you moron."

"I'll be ready in a minute" means "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."

"Do what you want" means "You'll pay for this later."

And...

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain."