Bodily functions. Discuss.

You know it's going to be a good day when somebody e-mails you a story pitch with this subject line: "Bodily Functions in Dating?"

Of course I opened the attachment. Duh.

Here's the press release's full headline: "What Bodily Functions Should Women Perform In Front of The Men They’re Dating? Men Confess That They Don’t Really Want to See Any."

Hahaha.

It's an attempt to promote results of a poll recently conducted by this website. Among the findings:

*Seventeen percent of women think it's OK to burp in front of their partner.

*Thirteen percent of women feel comfortable passing gas in front of their partner.

*Eight percent of women think it's OK to pick their nose in front of their partner.

Surprised?