(not) in my pants

So apparently Kmart fashion makes headlines now. Who knew?

Here's info on a pair of sweatpants sold at the popular retailer that read "True Love Waits" on the front and back.

That's right, a butt message opposing premarital sex.

But store insiders maintain the message has nothing to do with abstinence. "It was just a graphic put on the pants," a spokeswoman for Sears Holdings Corp., which owns Kmart, says in the aforementioned link.

Sure.

Anyway, the pants are apparently on markdown now. Guess who's hitting the Kmart racks this weekend? Are you with me?