birds, bees & booty

The clearest evidence that spring has sprung? An onset of sex tip articles, some of which are more helpful than others. Consider the following:

*This female writer performed extensive research in order to devote an entire article to "the sometimes hard-to-believe but still lovable world of men." Among her conclusions? Men are perverts. Research here clearly involved the complicated process of stepping outside with boobs. And, um, remind me where the "still lovable" part comes in.

*This week, some more research confirmed that short sex is the best sex. The ideal time is 3-13 minutes, sex therapists say. Cuddle time, unfortunately, is not included. Get the full story here.

*Finally, here's a headline targeting the erotic experience everyone desires: "College Sex: Recreate It at Any Age." Because you're never too old to get busy while staring at a Periodic Table of Mixology poster.