hard news!

In perhaps one of the greatest journalistic decisions ever, SF Gate has this article offering expert advice for aspiring porn stars.

An excerpt from the guidance, courtesy of "rising adult superstar" Lorelei Lee:

It's good to be prepared for slow periods and periods when you might need to take breaks. Burnout happens to everyone. You will also need to be prepared to pay your taxes — keep detailed records of all of your work expenses. For the first time in your life you will get to write off both lipstick and enema bottles.

Hungry for a career change?