Think twice before ordering that appletini, boys.
This site has a really cool slideshow illustrating the top 10 drinks men should never order. The pics are awesome, but you need Adobe Flash to view, so I'm pasting the list below.
Consider yourself warned.
10 DRINKS MEN SHOULD NEVER ORDER
*Anything blended, unless you're on a beach
*Jello shots or any variety of neon shots with about as much alcohol as a juice box.
*Anything with an obscene amount of garnish.
*Cosmopolitans are fruity, bright and downright girly.
*Anything that requires a straw.
*Any shot or drink that boasts whipped cream as an ingredient or garnish.
*Anything that ends with "tini" but isn't an honest martini made of gin or vodka and vermouth.
*Malt beverages that don't come in a 40 oz. bottle, especially the fruity flavored malt beverages, aka: "alcopops"
*Any kind of alcohol, besides scotch, ordered "neat." It could suggest that you're a frequent drinker.