Thursday, August 23, 2007

single and fabulous?

Radar has published a list of 100 Reasons You're Still Single.

Yes, YOU.

Here's a sampling:

No. 23: You begin stories with "I'm not a stalker, but..."

No. 30: You own a calendar featuring babies dressed as cowboys.

No. 47: You have a 5:00 shadow...on your ass.

No. 48: You wear a "No Spin Zone" windbreaker.

No. 75: You have a bedside stack of Sudoku books.

No. 100: You have had something on your face since the late '90s.