brush your teeth, guys!

Just came across this article called "Be Her Perfect Date." The title is actually kind of misleading, since it's really just a collection of a bunch of statistics about women's deal-breakers.

Either way, here goes:

*90 percent of women say tarnished teeth will sink your bid for a first kiss.

*73 percent of women say gnarly nails guarantee a hands-off evening.

*60 percent of women say crummy kicks (shoes) will mar your chances for mating.

*97 percent of women say winging the evening isn't romantic.

*90 percent of women say a single vein-popping outburst can be a serious speed bump.

Thoughts?