my bad

Sorry for the lack of posts today. I was writing a riveting article about Halloween safety tips that will run on A1 Wednesday. Get excited.

Anyway, here are my best efforts to apologize:

*Read this article about preteen girls wearing slutty Halloween costumes. An excerpt: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." True or false?

*Here's some romance advice from a porn star: "The worst thing of all is bad breath. That alone is enough to ensure a guy won't get any sex."

*Finally, if all goes as planned, I'll post a track-by-track review of the new Britney Spears disc soon. OK, that may or may not be a good thing.