dirty & digital

Nearly one-quarter of American adults say the Internet could serve as a replacement for a significant other, according to the results of this survey.

Which, of course, makes for the inevitable deluge of lists outlining why computers are better than men. A sampling:

*You can visit a computer any time you like and it'll be up and ready for you.

*The average computer session lasts four hours.

*A computer doesn't compare you to its past users.

*A computer is big in all the right places.

*A computer won't get mad if you're slow to respond.

Read the full list here, or add your own reasons in the comments section.