Wednesday, March 26, 2008

take that, zack morris


The permed mullet's gone, but the six-pack abs, apparently, are here to stay.

Mario Lopez is co-releasing a fitness book, this article reports. I understand the prospect of putting your beer gut in AC Slater's hands might seem a little daunting. But consider the factors contributing to his physical fitness ethos:

*Years pushing Screech into lockers

*Strenuous workout sessions with Jessie practicing for Bayside's Casey Kasem dance-off

*A stint flexing his muscles to pick up poop while hosting "Pet Star"

*An entire season mustering enough charisma to spur rumors of a heterosexual relationship with his "Dancing With the Stars" partner

*One word: Spandex

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