Feel the rain on your skin. "The Hills" comes back tonight for the second half of its third season, and Radar has this drinking game:
Take a sip whenever...
Spencer uses the word "bro."
Justin Bobby is wearing an article of clothing he could have reasonably purchased from a girl's clothing store.
Justin Bobby is wearing an article of clothing he could have reasonably stolen from a Mexican day laborer.
Audrina looks as if someone just asked her for the fifth third digit of pi. (Note: This will get you wasted.)
Spencer acts in a plainly manipulative fashion. (Note: This will get you wasted.)
Stephanie Pratt demonstrates that she might actually be more manipulative than her brother.
Either the Eiffel Tower or the Arc de Triomphe is invoked as a metaphor for love in Paris.
Whitney prefaces or ends a sentence with "You know?"
Similarly: Whitney scrunches her face in a failed attempt to convey emotion and/or thought.
Spencer inverts an argument to shift the burden of guilt onto someone else.
Lauren claims she needs a "boy" to help her get over Brody Jenner. (Bonus sip if MTV producers immediately cut to Brody surrounded by a gaggle of trashy L.A. skanks.)
Lauren reminds Audrina that she should hate Heidi because Lauren hates Heidi.
Brent Bolthouse promotes his club-promoting company.
Justin Bobby is wearing a wool skull cap despite the fact that it's 80 degrees and sunny outside.
Justin Bobby is wearing sunglasses and/or a hat despite the fact that he's indoors.
Tonight's show starts at 10 p.m. on MTV.
