can i dust your eraser?

It's one of the top male fantasies fulfilled.

Friday, the Shanty Shack hosts Teachers Gone Wild -- an end-of-year party for local teachers that begins at 4 p.m. Everyone's invited, and there will be prizes for teachers. Local party band Mindblender will perform.

The bar's at 4475 Warm Springs Road. See their MySpace here.

P.S. -- As much as I wish I could take credit for the pickup line in the title, it's actually a result of some genius thinking from this guy.