to not have and hold

This list -- "18 things a grown man should never have" -- has created some Internet buzz.

Among its entries? Beer that costs less than $20 a case, as well as a secret handshake.

While I accept most of the list, I think it's a bit harsh at times. (Especially that beer one. Clearly, "grown" and "journalist's salary" aren't a good match.)

But I'd like to know what you think. Ladies...what single item found in a guy's apartment would unequivocally send you packing?