Awkward pregnancy photos

I had a minor life crisis Sunday afternoon, when the first three status updates on my Facebook wall pertained to either baby showers or pregnancy announcements.

Panic.

I relied on my usual recovery routine, reminding myself that it wouldn't be as easy to watch an uninterrupted marathon of "Jersey Shore" if I had a mini-me prancing around the living room.

While I know I'd enjoy aspects of pregnancy/motherhood, there are also parts that give me the hibbie jibbies.

Take, for example, pregnancy photos.

This gallery of awkward pregnancy photos gave me another reason to fear the bare belly photo shoots.

So yeah, I'm OK with a flat belly lifestyle for now.