One MRS degree, please

Sad news: My alma mater isn't included in this list of the top 10 colleges that produce the best husbands.

Wait, it gets even more depressing.

There aren't any Georgia or Alabama schools on the list, either.

You might wonder what classifies a college as producing good husbands. Glad you asked. Apparently, the list is based on academic rankings, graduate salaries, alumni generosity and campus beauty.

So, um, anyone want to go back to school?