You've probably already heard me rave about the Houlihan's Web site. The best part is this portion of the site, where you can access distractions like the virtual "I Never" game I wrote about in a recent column.
Today, right underneath "I Never," I found Horriblescopes, which are basically witty worst-case scenario horoscopes. Like the one for Aries: "The jukebox of your life is unfortunately stuck on the 1970s novelty hit 'Disco Duck.'"
Have fun!