not doin' it

Some chick in London hasn't had sex with her husband for the past four years.

Even after reading this article, I still really can't understand why not, but I know it's something involving a sexual odyssey. Read this:

Certainly, once the first flush of love and lust gives way to familiarity, domesticity and parenthood, few would argue that making love is the wanton adventure it was. But Carrie goes one step further. She believes that marriage and motherhood are simply not conducive to having a sex life at all.

"Providing a stable home for children is totally incompatible with having an exciting sex life. The two things are violently at odds," she adds.

I wouldn't want to touch HER electric toothbrush, if you know what I mean.