Men Are From Mars...

So a film version of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" is reportedly in the works.

This distresses me.

I'm already imagining a strange hybrid of "Love Actually," "He's Just Not That Into You" and "Valentine's Day."

Go ahead, try to prove me wrong.

But I'm almost certain Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz will be involved. The soundtrack will likely feature a Taylor Swift song.

And probably within the movie's last 20 minutes, two people will kiss in the rain.

Please share, readers: Is there any hope for a "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" movie?