Trustworthiness of beards

Listen up, guys: Odd facial hair isn't a dealbreaker, but it will lead your date to have a serious sit-down conversation with her friends.

That's not a good thing.

I've always preferred clean-shaven men. Blame it on a painful makeout session during my more naive years. Long story.

Fortunately, if I ever change my mind, I can consult this handy graphic. It outlines the trustworthiness of a full spectrum of male facial hair.

The full beard? Very trustworthy. The pencil thin mustache? Not so much.

(via Jezebel)