Happy Wednesday!
It's not only Hump Day...it's also International Talk Like a Pirate Day. If your co-workers have already stolen all the good scurvy references, get some more catchphrases here.
You can also go here to translate normal phrases into pirate-speak. "That's hot," for example, translates into, "Aye, that's hot." Or, "Gar, where can I find a bottle o' rum?"
Seriously, landlubbers.