How to get the man of your dreams

Experiencing early traces of Valentine's Day stress?

HowToGetTheManofYourDreams.com is here to help.

Yes, it's a real website. And yes, I'm sorry I didn't jump on that domain name when it was available.

Anyway, I received a press release that says the site is offering free memberships for a limited time.

As a member, you'll get unlimited access to the Premium Content articles in the site's dating and relationship archives.

After quickly perusing the site's content, here's my favorite headline: "Why do I always attract crazy men?" Maybe that answer alone is worth a membership.

Good luck, daters.