Happy Wednesday!
This is exactly what you need at 2 in the afternoon -- a list of 25 great drinking quotes, available here. Did I mention it includes insights from Homer Simpson? Here's some samplings to wet your appetite:
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."
Anonymous
"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan
"Beer -- the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems."
Homer Simpson
