Forgive me for making this the first real post of the day, but I have to share these excerpts from Heidi Montag's recent interview in Blender.
“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
And this:
“I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”
I would explain who Heidi is, and the significance of all this, but I'm just going to pretend this blog post never happened.