If that's the question you're dreading most this Thanksgiving, think again.
Radar has a list of 50 things not to say at the Thanksgiving table. Some highlights:
*Roasting the turkey should kill off any herpetic virus obtained during preparation, right?
*Remember Jason Biggs and that apple pie in American Pie? Well, it also works with turkey.
*I'd like to thank all of you for providing me with so much depression-memoir material.
*Shh ... I think this is the "To Catch a Predator" I'm in.
What's the worst thing you've heard at a family dinner?
