eggs over hard

All the cool bloggers are writing about this study, so I better join the crowd.

The research shows that teens in Japan who skip breakfast have sex at an earlier age than those who don't.

While I respect the irrefutable power of science, I have to respectfully disagree with these findings.

Breakfast is totally sexy.

Dishes like Moons Over My Hammy. Tremendous potential for bare skin covered in powdered sugar. Repeated references to sausage links.

You don't get that kind of foreplay from an egg salad sandwich.