Most holiday parties are awkward, but tolerable.
Some shindigs, however, are just unbearable. Maybe an ex will be there. Maybe you know you'll hate the Secret Santa gift you receive.
Either way, you have to be thankful for this Holiday Party Excuse Generator.
It's a Web site that gives you a personalized version of "thanks but no thanks" based on your answers to questions about the party you're avoiding.
Just try to keep a straight face when you tell the hostess you're vacationing in Budapest.
(via The Frisky)