huh?

The Frisky just introduced me to "Manslations," a book and corresponding Web site that discloses, you know, what he's really thinking.

(For anyone who's still groaning about the title...at least it's not "mandals" or "manscaping." Right?)

Some people say that if you're with someone you really love, you should never have to translate what he or she is saying.

I disagree.

Solid communication is a must, but there's a level of mind-reading required in every relationship.

Don't believe me, guys? If you take these female phrases at face value, you're probably single for a reason:

*"It's not a big deal."

*"I'm not mad."

*"Don't worry about it."

*"I don't need any gifts."