Wednesday, January 21, 2009

vultures

Lemondrop introduces us to the relationship status vulture.

You know, the person who has a pickup line ready the second your status changes from "in a relationship" to "single."

The instant you've declared your singledom, you get the message: "I'm here if you need to talk."

And you're thinking, "Really? Because before you just wanted to talk about getting into my pants."

But vultures aren't entirely bad. Maybe there's some truth to a belief that the early bird gets the worm. If nothing else, it's a little flattering to have someone hit on you the instant you're unattached.

Weigh in: Is it weird to hit on someone the instant you learn he or she is single again?