beware the un-dater

The only thing worse than being on a bad date? Being on a bad date and not knowing it.

Jezebel introduces us to the un-dater, the socially oblivious person who often can't differentiate between "hanging out" and a real date. Here's the official definition:

An un-dater is a person who accidentally ruins the date by not realizing that they are ON a date.

I like to think I'm pretty observant when it comes to signals from the opposite sex, but it hasn't always been that way. Let's just say an invite to help finish a bottle of Pucker -- alone in a room with mood lighting -- is never platonic.

Don't worry, un-daters...help is on the way.

You might be on a date IF:

*Your chauffeur's car reeks of cheap cologne

*Your table mate pays for your alcohol -- and it's not $1 PBR night

*The night's soundtrack is a CD labeled, "Baby-making mix vol. 1"

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