Lady Gaga gets sued

Here's an interesting article about an ex-boyfriend who's suing Lady Gaga because he claims he created her stage name and "pushed her to explore different musical genres."

Please.

It makes me think how nice it would be we all had the freedom to sue our exes after making them better people.

I could make millions -- er, maybe at least $20 -- for the role I've had in teaching many clueless guys how to do laundry.

In all seriousness, we often better our partners during a romantic relationship. Sadly, we also often break up and watch our exes excel with skills they learned from us.

Sigh. Looks like it's time to watch "Can't Buy Me Love" again.