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While researching something yesterday, I came across ShopInPrivate.com, billed as "personal products in a private environment."

Strangely intrigued, I clicked on the link, cursing under my breath about why this site wasn't around during my desperate attempts to avoid my grocery-boy crush while buying certain hygiene products in ninth grade.

Anyway, that regret quickly turned to amusement once I got to the site. I took great pleasure in perusing the stuff that people buy, although some things on there don't necessarily have a lot of shock value. Like a jar opener. What's the shame in that?

Other stuff, like this, might be a little more difficult to buy in front of Kenny the hot Publix bagger.