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Talk about a soundtrack to love...

There's a patented condom that plays music with every thrust. Its design lets you record whatever music and sound you want. Unfortunately, it's never been produced, but with luck somebody will get on that by Valentine's Day.

I found out about the condom from this article, which also asks people what kind of tunes they'd choose for their musical condoms. Answers are pretty amusing.

For the record, here's what I'd like to hear:

1. "Any Way You Want It"
2. "2 Become 1"
3. "MMMBop"

Additional suggestions?