noooo!!! wait...ok.

Prepare to cry. Excessively. In a dark room.

Today, Starbucks will close almost every one of its stores nationwide from 5:30-8:30 p.m. for employee training. Sorry guys, but I predict three hours isn't enough to learn how to spell my name correctly on my coffee cup.

It's S-O-N-Y-A, bitches.

Anyway, before you start pulling your hair out in a caffeine-induced fit of rage, listen to this: Dunkin' Donuts is taking full advantage of the situation by offering 99-cent small lattes, cappucinos and espresso drinks between 1 p.m. and 10 p.m.

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I don't know what I like better...frothy beverages or corporate America.

Fill 'er up!