my funny valentine, vol. 2

Nothing screams "I'm lame" like taking the time to read a press release entitled "Is okay to date your dog on Valentine's Day?"

Fortunately, that release is available here. An excerpt:

Today, human and hound can share everything from a Valentine's Day meal for two, to spa and pampering products and even matching clothes.

"People view their dogs as extensions of their personalities," says Kevin Fisher, co-owner of happytails Canine Spa Line. "If the owner is into sports, they'll have a sporty dog. If the owner is into fashion, the dog will have a wardrobe. With someone around who likes all the same things as you do, why look any further? You've found you perfect Valentine."

Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style...