Friday, February 1, 2008

my funny valentine, vol. 1

This one's courtesy of the Fifth Annual Valentine's Day Infidelity Awareness Campaign. Check out this sample from its press release:

Valentine's Day - the Ideal Time to Catch a Cheating Mate

(Ruth) Houston, the founder of InfidelityAdvice.com and author of Is He Cheating on You? - 829 Telltale Signs, explains why Valentine's Day is the best time to catch a cheating mate. "The National Retail Federation predicts that Americans will spend over $17 billion on Valentine's gifts this year. A significant amount of that money will be spent by cheaters buying gifts for their secret lovers. Whether bought with cash, check or credit card the purchase will leave a paper trail. Since most of these gifts will be delivered in person, there's an opportunity to catch the cheater in the act. Now is the time when anyone who suspects infidelity can get tangible proof of an affair..."

So get ready to mic up those dozen roses, everyone! And don't forget to overanalyze your man's decision to not spend every hour of the Feb. 14 with you, ladies.