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Romance powerhouse Harlequin is celebrates its 60th anniversary by letting you download a free novel. Click here for details.

I think I'll go for the Nascar-themed one, conveniently titled "Speed Dating."

In the spirit of romance novels, I'll leave you with a passage from "One With the Darkness," one of the many erotic page-turners on my desk. It's not a Harlequin, but you get the idea.

He rolled to one side, cradling her. "What is it?" His voice was tender.

"I'll wager no one in this brothel last night had more pleasure than I just did."

He smiled. His eyes were soft. "Did you have pleasure? I only thought about me."

Sigh. So, so true.

(via The Frisky)