love stinks

Valentine's Day is approaching, which means many of you are putting the finishing touches on voodoo dolls of your most recent exes.

Hey, I'm not going to judge.

If you are feeling bitter, though, ditch the pins and needles -- trust me -- and opt for a safer anti-Valentine's alternative. Need help?

Lemondrop referred me to these free e-cards from Heartless Bitches International. The name says it all.

And while you're in Singles Awareness Day mode, check out my column about the personality types you're most likely to see Feb. 14.

Yes, your smitten best friend is on there.