Mother's Day detox

Remember Mother's Day? You know, Sunday? The day that was all pastel and flowery and everything?

Consider this: On the day after Mother's Day, some 31,427 women reportedly signed up for AshleyMadison.com (a dating website for married people).

Of those, 67 percent identified themselves as stay-at-home moms.

Ouch.

You can assume it's because these women think their husbands didn't do enough to celebrate Mother's Day.

You can also blame it on deflated balloon syndrome -- the letdown that comes with having a whole day devoted to your awesomeness, and then returning to the world of cleaning up puke.

Thoughts?