Undateable on VH1

Did anyone else catch Monday's premiere of "Undateable" on VH1?

The show, which will run five hours, is based on a book and its corresponding website. Each hour details some of the top 100 things guys do to become undateable.

Monday's installment included dating "don'ts" like wearing pleated plants and relentlessly quoting movie lines.

I was strangely captivated.

There's some comfort in listening to celebrities complain about the male tank top -- and then watching half the men on your street wear one.

The only unfortunate thing about "Undateable" is that the people most in need of the advice are likely not watching the show. Sigh. Such is life.

"Undateable" continues tonight at 10 p.m. on VH1.