battle of the bulge

You know the holiday season has arrived when people start writing articles about how to disclose your extra cushion for the pushin'.

Lemondrop has this collection of stylish, yet figure-forgiving, outfits to wear to a holiday feast.

Guilty about opting for the good old elastic waistline? Don't be. Today, Best Week Ever reassures us that even Eva Longoria occasionally has to have some fun with Spanx.

When I'm bloated, I unfortunately can't resist hopping into the one female getup that is perhaps universally hated by males:

The velour tracksuit.

Somebody tactfully calls it my "Wal-Mart outfit."

Whatever. You'd think differently if the came your size, guys.