Jezebel introduces its readers to the Metrognome, a term describing the many males who go all lumberjack with their personal style once winter arrives.
After four years of college in Wisconsin, I am more than familiar with this species. Frequently defined by weird facial hair, flannel and an ill-fitting coat. Maybe a toboggan cap made of hemp, depending on how many illegal drugs are involved.
But as one of Jezebel's commenters points out, most women aren't in the best place to judge.
During winter months, my razor hibernates longer than the typical bear.
I get it: Winter gives us a lot more leeway as far as personal grooming is concerned. But my beard tolerance is limited.
Beards: Facial warmth or makeout hazard?
