best. tool. ever.

I just wasted about 20 minutes of valuable company time on Generatus, an online tool that generates all sorts of Facebook statuses.

Here's a sampling of what I got:

*Sonya is single, broke and loves Barry Manilow - wanna go out?

*Sonya is contemplating upon an imponderable paradox.

*Sonya is wondering: Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

*Sonya is just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

These status updates are based on absolutely no user-specific information. But I can actually see people writing this stuff.

That's what makes it so hilarious.