Wait, don't answer that. This post's headline is only designed to inform you that Billboard has named its 50 Sexiest Songs, based on performance on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
Topping the list: Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." Read the full list here.
After reading the entries, I felt like I needed a shower...or at least a time machine to take me back to my high school dances, where many of the songs were played.
Other tunes on the list include Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You," R. Kelly's "Bump 'N Grind" and "Too Close" by Next.
Not impressed? You'll feel better after learning "Smack That," a tune by Akon featuring Eminem, made No. 25.
Weigh in: What's your pick for the sexiest song?