Friday, March 11, 2011

Justin Timberlake is single

Dear Justin Timberlake,

I'm sorry about your recent breakup with Jessica Biel. I'm sure you must be very confused right now.

I doubt dating is the No. 1 thing on your mind. However, I'd like to remind you that 29-year-old journalists often make the best romantic partners.

Conveniently, I'm a 29-year-old journalist. Have I mentioned I own all your CDs and I used to listen to "Girlfriend" as a personal power anthem during college?

I also have a special fondness for your thick-rimmed glasses and if necessary, I'm fully prepared to pretend you're intellectual.

Thanks in advance for your consideration. I look forward to hearing from you shortly.