Monday, July 23, 2007

best machine!


Forecast calls for scattered panties.
-From a billboard advertising an Atlanta strip club

Happy Monday!

In addition to the quote featured above, the best part of my weekend by far was the crane machine at the Saloon and Oyster Bar. Don't be fooled by the stuffed animals. There's porn in it. Look at the pic above...the DVDs are wrapped in paper. And it gets better. See if you can find the "Love Dome."

Did I try to win something? Sorry, but no. I'm terrible at those crane machines, and I kind of doubt that the item I wanted most was even within the crane's grap. Still...good story, though.

All in all, I give the Saloon strong reviews. Good ambiance and great food, even though a friend shattered my fantasies when she refuted all claims that oysters are aphrodisiacs.

Zero aphrodisiac power may have been a good thing, however...given the sketchy quality of most men I encountered at the Shanty Shack later that night.

I hadn't been to the Warm Springs Road party spot since its expansion, and once again the Shanty Shack offered an eclectic mix of partiers.

The highlight? A sparkling confirmation of my belief that age is no obstacle to partying. Lowlight? The guy who came up to me with a breaking news update that he would not try to hook up with me outside the building.

Thanks, dude.