Check out this male g-string that conveniently has a tape measure attached to it.
Ladies...buy one and have it ready the next time you want to instantly turn a so-called "18-inch anaconda" into a garter snake.
And while we're on the topic of, um, stuff...head over to my co-worker Annie's blog, which caught my interest today with a post that includes the phrase "penis lion." Don't expect any 18-inch anacondas, though. It's about parenting.
