dios mio!

Happy Hump Day!

Don't forget that Aqua Nightclub, 1812 Midtown Drive, now hosts Latin dance night on Wednesdays. Open to partiers 21 and older, it features DJ Raul Esteras. There's no cover before 9 p.m. After that, it's $5.

Any mention of Latin flavor reminds me of a third-grade Cinco de Mayo party when I played a practical joke on one of my classmates by slipping a jam-packed tostada on her chair. She sat on it. I confessed about the crime, and my teacher wouldn't even give me a time out, refusing to believe I was capable of something that evil.

When I took the time out voluntarily, she finally believed me.

I've gotten much nicer now, I swear.